Hello Lamppost

A coworker was recounting her recent trip to Australia where she was fortunate enough to see almost all of the animals on her list. The only two she missed were a Tasmanian devil and a dingo.

All I could think of, for the next several hours, was Elaine saying, "Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

Inappropriate thoughts that just come automatically on an L&D shift.

So, I was looking at my grad photos again. I was in a bit of a rush that day, got a little bit of makeup on, but forgot any lip gloss at the last minute.

Anyway, I look like a zombie because I am so pale. I don't wear make-up ever. Does this mean I always look like a zombie?

I am especially pale in the early mornings. I can imagine waking up patients on rounds at 6 am saying "braiiiinnssss, I need more braiiiiiinnnnnss....". I am sure this will bode well on the neurosurgery floor.